B Nelson

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A total ego maniac who thinks they're the boss of everything and yells at you like you owe them money.
"You don't know anything! I'm the only one who matters!", B Nelson to a coworker who fixed their coffee.
"Why would I listen to you? You're just a background noise!", B Nelson during a meeting.
"You're not even smart enough to breathe right!", B Nelson to their dog.
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Someone who believes the world revolves around them and acts like everyone else is just there to serve them.
"You're just here to make me look good!", B Nelson to their assistant during a Zoom call.
"I don't need help. I'm perfect!", B Nelson after tripping over their own foot.
"If you don't like it, you can leave!", B Nelson to their best friend.
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A person who thinks they're the smartest and the most important, and they make sure everyone knows it.
"You're just a fool who can't even spell their own name!", B Nelson to a kid in the hallway.
"I don't need advice. I'm the expert!", B Nelson after getting lost on the way home.
"You're not even worth my time!", B Nelson to their mom.
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A person who thinks they're the center of the universe and treats everyone else like they're just there to suffer.
"You're just here to suffer!", B Nelson to their classmates during lunch.
"I'm the best at everything!", B Nelson after failing a test.
"You don't even matter!", B Nelson to their little brother.
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Someone who is so full of themselves that they think everyone else is just there to make them look good.
"You're just my sidekick!", B Nelson to their friend during a presentation.
"I didn't even need to study!", B Nelson after getting a D on a quiz.
"You're not even worth my time!", B Nelson to their pet.
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