B my T's

B my T's before I eat this pizza or I’ll look like a mouthful of dirt.

My mom told me to B my T's or she’d feed me to the dog.

I’m B my T's because I just drank a whole bottle of soda and it’s gonna stain my teeth like a crime scene.

I’m B my T's because I just ate a whole bag of candy and I’m gonna look like a pirate.

Don’t make me B my T's in front of my friends or they’ll laugh at me.

I’m B my T's because my brother threw a piece of gum at me and I’m not letting it win.

I’m B my T's because I just got into a food fight and my teeth are covered in mashed potatoes.

If I don’t B my T's, my girlfriend’s gonna leave me for someone with better breath.

I’m B my T's because I just ate a sock and I’m not letting it stay in my mouth.

I’m B my T's because I just drank coffee and it’s gonna turn my teeth brown like a coffee stain.

If I don’t B my T's, my dad’s gonna make me brush them with a toothbrush made of bricks.

I’m B my T's because I just ate a whole bag of chips and my mouth is like a chip factory.

I’m B my T's because I just ate a whole cake and I don’t want my teeth to look like a cake disaster.

I’m B my T's so my mom doesn’t make me brush them with a magic toothpaste that smells like onions.

I’m B my T's because my brother dared me to eat a whole bag of sour candies and now my teeth are screaming.