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a blackmun is someone so black they could swallow the sun and still look like a coal pile.
@kevinluu is a blackmun. He’s so black I think he’s related to the void.
My cousin is a blackmun. He’s so black he turned my white shirt into a black hole.
The new kid in class is a blackmun. He’s so black I think he’s been in a blender with midnight.
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a blackmun is someone so black they make the night jealous.
My dog is a blackmun. He’s so black I think he’s been dipped in pitch and cursed.
My uncle is a blackmun. He’s so black he could be the reason the moon is dark.
My teacher is a blackmun. She’s so black I think she eats shadows for breakfast.
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a blackmun is someone so black they could be the reason the sun went to sleep.
My neighbor is a blackmun. He’s so black I think he’s been in a fight with the night.
My brother is a blackmun. He’s so black he could be the reason the sky turned dark.
My friend is a blackmun. He’s so black I think he’s been in a blender with the night and the void.
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a blackmun is someone so black they could be the reason the darkness got a job.
My mom is a blackmun. She’s so black I think she’s been in a blender with midnight and the void.
My dad is a blackmun. He’s so black he could be the reason the moon turned dark.
My cousin is a blackmun. He’s so black I think he’s been in a fight with the night and won.
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a blackmun is someone so black they could be the reason the shadows got a tattoo.
My friend is a blackmun. He’s so black I think he’s been in a blender with the night and the void.
My teacher is a blackmun. She’s so black she could be the reason the moon took a break.
My neighbor is a blackmun. He’s so black I think he’s been dipped in pitch and cursed by the void.
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