B-Move

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A B-Move is when you act like a total cunt to make someone else look bad. You’re just trying to save your own ass, and it’s hilarious how clueless you are.
@jordan why did you tell the teacher I cheated? I didn’t even do anything!
I texted my friend’s crush that he’s a liar just because he didn’t like me back
I said my friend’s essay was mine so I wouldn’t get in trouble
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A B-Move is when you do something tiny but completely brainless. It’s like you’re trying to be a genius, but you’re just being an idiot.
I spilled my juice on my shirt and then cried in the middle of math class
I changed my name to ‘Lionel Messi’ just to get a free pizza
I asked my teacher if ‘potato’ was a real word and then sat there confused when she said yes
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A B-Move is when a girl who likes you says your name, and it’s always someone with a name that starts with R-Z. It’s like the universe is trying to mess with you.
I was eating lunch and she said, ‘Hey, Riley’ and I almost choked on my sandwich
She said ‘Hey, Zack’ right when I was about to tell her I liked her
He was talking to his friend and she randomly said, ‘Hey, Ryan’ and I died inside
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