B-Mount

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Your backup bimbo who only shows up when your main bimbo is out getting her nails done.

My second ho' is stuck in traffic, so I'm stuck with this one.

B-Mount is my backup bimbo, and she's got a mouth like a sailor.

I'd rather be with my ex than B-Mount right now.

An Aussie guy named Brady Mountford who's got more talent than a bag of chips and might end up in the NBA or at least on a rap show.

Brady Mountford is better than my ex and my mom combined.

That Brady Mountford guy is gonna blow up soon, mark my words.

Brady Mountford could rap circles around your dad.

Your second prostitute, and she's got more dirt on her shoes than your mom has on her mind.

My second prostitute is out getting drunk, so I'm stuck with this one.

B-Mount is my second prostitute, and she's got a drinking problem.

If B-Mount had a dollar for every time she got drunk, she'd be rich.

A prostitute who's so good at her job, she might end up on a billboard or in the NBA.

That prostitute is so good, she might end up in the NBA.

B-Mount is like a billboard ad, but for prostitution.

If B-Mount keeps this up, she'll be on a billboard.

The best freestyle rapper in Australia, and he's got more talent than your uncle who thinks he's a rapper.

That Brady Mountford guy is the best freestyle rapper in Australia.

B-Mount raps so good, he could out-rap your uncle.

If Brady Mountford was your uncle, you'd be rich.