B-More brown

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You poop right on a girl’s chest and sprinkle Old Bay like it’s confetti at a funeral.

I just B-More browned my crush and she’s still alive. Barely.

He took a dump on my chest and called it a love letter.

I walked in on my sister B-More browned and she didn’t even flinch.

You drop a bomb on a girl’s chest and call it a snack.

I B-More browned my ex and she said it was the best thing she ever ate.

He pooped on my chest and said it was a surprise.

I B-More browned my mom and she just said, 'I’ve had worse.'

You poop on a girl’s chest and make it a full-course meal.

I B-More browned my friend and she said it was the best date ever.

He pooped on my chest and called it a romantic gesture.

I B-More browned my dad and he just said, 'That was worth the price.'