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Blob of grease who got fired from Office Depot and now sits on the couch all day eating chips and watching anime. Has a huge penis and thinks he’s a god.

Office Depot shut down? Pfft. I’m just upgrading my lifestyle. Now I eat 5 bags of chips a day.

I don’t need a gym. My penis is the only workout I need.

Hentai? That’s my religion now.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Big lardass who got canned because Office Depot went out of business. Now he just stares at anime and jerks off to hentai. His penis is so big it has its own zip code.

Office Depot is gone? I’m just moving to a bigger couch.

I don’t need a gym. My penis does push-ups for me.

Hentai is my new full-time job.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Sack of lard who lost his job at Office Depot and now lives in a world of anime and porn. His penis is so big it’s a miracle.

Office Depot closed? I’m just upgrading my life to a higher level of laziness.

I don’t need a gym. My penis is a full-time workout.

Hentai is my religion, and I’m going to heaven.

by Slangipedia 15d ago