b-mizzy

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A b-mizzy is a guy who thinks he’s a rapper but can’t write a single decent line without using six words where one would do. He’s also the kind of man who thinks he’s famous, even though no one has heard of him outside his mom’s house.
"I’m the king of the streets, baby, I’m the king of the streets!", said by a guy who’s never left his bedroom.
"I’m gonna be a star, and you’re gonna know my name!", said by a guy who’s still in high school.
"I’m the best, the greatest, the top dog!", said by a guy who’s still trying to get a date."
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A b-mizzy is someone who thinks he’s a big shot, but he’s just a loser who writes bad rhymes and thinks he’s a star. He’s the kind of guy who tweets every day about how famous he’s gonna be, even though no one follows him.
"I’m gonna blow up, and you’re gonna see my name on every billboard!", said by a guy who can’t even afford a billboard.
"I’m the future of hip-hop, and you’re just a fan!", said by a guy who still uses a flip phone.
"I’m the next big thing, and you’re just a nobody!", said by a guy who’s still in the same class as his mom."
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A b-mizzy is a guy who writes bad rhymes and thinks he’s a legend. He’s also a guy who thinks he’s famous, even though no one knows who he is. He’s the kind of man who’s been trying to be a star for so long, he forgot how to be a man.
"I’m the king of the world, and you’re just a peasant!", said by a guy who still lives with his mom.
"I’m gonna be rich, and you’re gonna be poor!", said by a guy who still borrows money from his dad.
"I’m the best, and you’re just a nobody!", said by a guy who’s still in the same group chat as his mom."
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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