b-mane

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A nickname for Brian when he's too much of a pain in the ass to be called by his real name. Like he's trying to be a gangster and not a baby.
Yo B-Mane, why you trippin' over a soda can?
B-Mane said he'd beat me up if I didn't bring him pizza.
B-Mane just walked into a club and the bouncer asked for ID. He said, 'I don't need no ID, I'm Brian.' The bouncer said, 'Then why you called B-Mane?'
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When Brian acts like he's the king of the block, even though he still lives with his mom.
B-Mane tried to rob a convenience store and got caught by the owner, who was his uncle.
B-Mane said he's going to start a rap group called 'The Brainz.'
B-Mane tried to impress a girl by saying he's got 100 followers on Instagram. She said, 'You're lucky you got 100 followers on your mom's phone.'
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A name Brian uses when he's too lazy to remember his own name and too proud to admit it.
B-Mane said he's got a tattoo of his nickname on his arm. It says 'B-Mane.' His real name is still on his forehead.
B-Mane tried to sign up for a gym and wrote his name as 'B-Mane' on the form. The gym said he's got to pay for the tattoo removal.
B-Mane called his mom 'B-Mane's mom' and she said, 'You're lucky I still feed you.'
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