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When you jerk off because your lover is too busy being a diva or you're too mad at life to care.

I tried to text her, but she didn't reply. So I just took it out on my hand.

My boss yelled at me. I went home and screamed into a pillow and a shower head.

He said he'd be back in 10 minutes. I waited 10 hours. Then I went to town.

You're too lazy to do anything else, so you just poke yourself until you feel better.

I had to do my taxes. I took a break by taking a break from my taxes.

My dog ate my homework. I got angry and took it out on my own meat.

I lost my job. I got my job back by getting my job back.

You're so bored or mad that you just grab a hand job to fix your mood.

My girlfriend broke up with me. I broke up with my dinner.

I watched 10 hours of Netflix. I had to jerk off to get my life back.

My boss said I was the worst employee ever. I said I was the worst employee ever.