b-knees

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The part of your legs that gets wet when you sit in a puddle and nobody cares
I sat in a puddle and my b-knees are now a crime scene.
My b-knees are soaked and I'm not even mad.
My b-knees are wet and I'm mad at the universe.
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The spot on your legs that gets hit when you fall on your ass and nobody helps
I fell on my ass and my b-knees took the brunt of it.
My b-knees are bruised and I'm not even sorry.
My b-knees got hit like they were in a fight.
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The back part of your knees that gets dirty when you roll in the mud and nobody cleans it
I rolled in the mud and my b-knees are now a mud monster.
My b-knees are covered in mud and I'm proud.
My b-knees got dirty and I'm not even embarrassed.
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