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When some guy dumps a big load of crap in your mouth and throat and shoves it down your throat so hard you have to swallow it or you’ll choke.
My cousin ate my lunch and then threw up in my face.
That girl tried to kiss me and then forced me to swallow her spit.
He took a dump in my mouth and called it a hug.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dog that’s used to living in a house and knows where the food is. She’s chill, doesn’t need no exercise, and if you wake her up while she’s sleeping, you’ll regret it. She loves snacks, but gets angry if you give her the wrong ones. She’s a good guard dog but gets sad when you leave, then gets over it. She likes meeting new people, but gets jealous if someone likes you more than her.
My dog ate my homework and then cried when I left.
She barked at the mailman and then ate my lunch.
She got scared of thunder and cried until I gave her a slurpee.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When some guy with a B name hits on a girl who’s too young to know what’s happening.
My brother hit on my little sister and got a slap.
That guy tried to flirt with my cousin and she called him out.
He said my sister was cute and she called him a creep.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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