B-Jack

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Smacking someone with your hand or weapon like a lunatic. It started in Cleveland with Halo fans who thought pressing the B button was the best way to beat someone up.
B-Jacked that guy so hard he fell off the couch
I B-Jacked him before he could say 'Hello'
B-Jacked my cousin in the face with a spoon
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The best indoor bowls player in the world, except for Mervyn King. He’s basically a god in the sport, but he’s not Mervyn King.
B-Jack is the king of bowls, but Mervyn King is the emperor
He bowls better than my grandma
If Mervyn King wasn’t there, B-Jack would be the best
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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People with this name are always IT pros who know everything from coding to mixing music. They’re like wizards with computers.
B-Jack fixed my computer faster than I can say 'password'
He can mix beats and code at the same time
He fixed my sound system and my life
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Great at fishing. Has big toes. Can’t stand when people suck at life. Also sucks at sex.
B-Jack caught a fish so big it looked like a monster
His toes are like tree trunks
He tried to suck my balls and failed
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A ginger with a tiny dick who gets super jealous on Omegle. He’ll yell at you if you don’t like him.
B-Jack screamed at me for 10 minutes because I didn’t like him
He had a meltdown on Omegle because I ignored him
He turned red and cried like a baby
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A crooked politician who let the schools and the streets go to hell. He’s a lying sack of garbage who paid ministers to back him.
B-Jack is a lying sack of garbage
He let the schools crumble and the streets turn into chaos
He paid ministers to back him like a used car salesman
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Has a 9-inch cock and will take your girl, but only for 15 minutes. He’s loud and proud.
B-Jack took my girl and said it was the best sex ever
He’s loud, proud, and has a cock the size of a football
He had my girl for 15 minutes and left her speechless
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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