B I J D A F L D M D G F T

Bro, I just chugged a whole energy drink into my dog girlfriend’s mouth.

I spilled my beer down my dog girlfriend’s throat like it was a fire hydrant.

My dog girlfriend drank my entire soda like it was her last meal.

I dumped my whole coffee down my dog girlfriend’s throat like it was a punishment.

My dog girlfriend drank my whole bottle of wine like it was a challenge.

I gave my dog girlfriend a full can of soda like she was a thirsty beast.

I poured my whole bottle of water down my dog girlfriend’s throat like she was a fish.

I gave my dog girlfriend a full glass of juice like she was a hydrating machine.

I chugged my whole drink down my dog girlfriend’s mouth like she was a water bottle.

I poured my whole soda down my dog girlfriend’s throat like she was a soda machine.

I gave my dog girlfriend a full can of energy drink like she was a caffeine monster.

I drank my whole beer down my dog girlfriend’s mouth like she was a bar.

I gave my dog girlfriend a full bottle of water like she was a dehydration victim.

I dumped my whole drink down my dog girlfriend’s throat like she was a dog at a bar.

I poured my whole energy drink down my dog girlfriend’s mouth like she was a coffee machine.

I poured my whole soda down my dog girlfriend’s throat like she was a soda can.

I gave my dog girlfriend a full can of beer like she was a drinking machine.

I drank my whole energy drink down my dog girlfriend’s mouth like she was a caffeinated beast.