B-holer

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A B-holer is a dog (or sometimes a cat or other smelly creature) that has a tail that flops over like a dead fish, leaving its butt hanging out like it's begging for a good poke.
My Shiba Inu looks like it just got dumped on by a truck full of poop.
My Pomeranian’s tail is so tiny, it’s like it’s hiding from its own butt.
The Akitas in the park are all like, 'Why are you staring at my butt?'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A B-holer is a dog with a tail that's so lazy, it slumps over and shows off its butt like it's the best thing since sliced meat.
My Corgi walks like it’s proud of its butt.
My cat’s tail is so weak, it can’t even cover its poop.
That Pomeranian just sat down and said, 'I own this park.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A B-holer is a dog that has a tail that’s so bad at its job, it lets its butt hang out like it’s showing off for a crowd.
My Shiba Inu’s tail is like, 'I give up, I’m showing my butt.'
That Corgi walks in like it’s the king of the butt.
My Pomeranian’s tail is so tiny, it’s like it’s scared of its own butt.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A B-holer is a dog that has a tail so useless, it lets its butt stick out like it's wearing a fanny pack.
My Akitas look like they’re wearing butt pants.
That Corgi’s tail is so short, it’s like it’s hiding from its own poop.
My Pomeranian walks around like it’s the most beautiful butt in the world.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A B-holer is a dog that’s so butt-focused, it lets its tail fall over and shows off its butt like it’s a fashion show.
My Shiba Inu’s tail is like, 'I’m showing off my butt.'
That Pomeranian walks around like it’s modeling for butt magazine.
My Corgi’s tail is so short, it’s like it’s in a butt competition.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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