b happee

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A fancy new weed that costs about twenty bucks a gram. It’s legal so your mom won’t yell at you. It hits you like a ton of bricks the first time. But after that it’s just a sad excuse for a high. You gotta puff it deep and hold it in longer than your little brother holds his breath during math tests.
Just bought a gram of b happee. First hit was like being hit by a truck. Now I’m just sad and hungry.
This b happee is the reason I failed my math test. It’s not worth it.
My mom bought me b happee for my birthday. I don’t know why she’s still alive.
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It’s the new weed that’s legal. It’s not as strong as pot but it’s way better than nothing. It hits you like a punch in the gut the first time. But after that it’s just a weak high. You gotta puff it deep and hold it in for longer than your dog holds it in during bath time.
This b happee hit me like my dad’s belt. Now I just want nachos and to forget my life.
I tried b happee and it was just a weak high. It’s like eating a sad sandwich.
My friend said b happee is the best. I don’t believe him. It’s just a sad excuse for a high.
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It’s a new type of weed that’s legal. It costs a lot but it’s way better than the old stuff. It hits you like a slap in the face. But after the first time it’s just a little high. You gotta puff it deep and hold it in longer than your sister holds her breath during a scream face.
I took a hit of b happee and it hit me like my dad’s slap. Now I just want pizza and to forget my life.
B happee is the best. It hits you like a slap in the face. Then it’s just a little high.
My friend took a hit of b happee and said it was like being hit by a car. I don’t believe him. It’s just a little high.
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