B-Fry

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When you’re so gay or so metro it makes your face look like a rainbow and you’ve got more girlfriends than boyfriends because you’re too busy getting your nails done to bother with guys.
I just got my nails done and I still have three girlfriends. I’m a B-Fry, baby.
I work at Starbucks and I get massages every week. I’m a full-blown B-Fry.
I wear five sweatshirts at once and still take notes on my laptop. I’m a B-Fry legend.
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A B-Fry is basically the best friend you ever had, especially if you’re a gay man or a girlfriend who’s tired of your man being too busy with his other girlfriends.
My B-Fry is the only one who knows I drink Frappachinos every morning and still thinks I’m cool.
I call my B-Fry every day and he still doesn’t know I have five girlfriends.
My B-Fry is my best friend and he still thinks I’m a regular human being.
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