B-Force

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A magical force that makes guys lose their minds when they see a woman's chest.
My cousin stared at the barista for 10 minutes straight. He didn’t even order coffee.
I walked past my teacher and she turned around like I was a damn superhero.
My dog ran into the street because he saw a woman in a tank top. He almost got hit by a bus.
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A curse that turns men into blabbering idiots when they see a woman's boobs.
I got distracted by my boss’s shirt and said, 'I think I need a break.' She gave me a raise.
My friend tried to flirt with his mom. He’s now grounded for life.
I dropped my phone in the toilet because I saw my crush in a sports bra.
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A supernatural power that makes guys forget their name when they see a woman’s chest.
I asked my crush out. I said, 'Hey, do you want to hang out?' Then I forgot what I was saying.
My neighbor’s dog started barking at me like I was a ghost. I didn’t even know what I did.
I walked into my classroom and my teacher said, 'You look like you just saw a ghost.' I said, 'I did.'
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A force that makes men act like babies when they see a woman’s chest.
I fell off my bike because I saw a girl in a low-cut shirt. My bike flew into a tree.
I cried in the middle of the store because I saw a woman in a tank top. I had to go get a tissue.
I started singing in the grocery store because I saw a woman in a sports bra. People stared at me.
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A superpower that makes guys act like they’ve never seen a woman’s chest before.
I stared at my crush for 5 minutes and forgot to blink. She said, 'Are you okay? Or are you just being weird?'
I walked into my friend’s house and said, 'I think I need a drink.' He said, 'You just saw my sister's shirt.'
I dropped my bag on the floor because I saw a woman’s chest. My bag exploded.
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A cosmic event that makes men act like they’re being attacked by aliens when they see a woman’s chest.
I screamed in the middle of the park because I saw a woman in a tank top. I thought I was being abducted.
I ran away from my crush because I thought she was a monster. She just smiled at me.
I started crying because I saw a woman in a sports bra. I told my mom I was being tortured.
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