b-fomb

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1
the ancient language of butt farts, used when you’re too lazy to say anything else.
My grandma’s b-fomb could wake the dead.
He said 'b-fomb' and the whole class laughed.
I got a B in math because I used 'b-fomb' instead of 'bathroom'.
2
when you do the deed from behind and a fart comes out of the front, like a confused animal.
She did the deed and the front let one rip, total chaos.
The teacher did the deed and the front let one rip, total chaos.
He did the deed and the front let one rip, total chaos.
3
a fart so loud it could knock out a cow, from the back end.
His b-fomb knocked out the neighbor’s cow.
I heard the b-fomb and ran for my life.
That b-fomb was louder than a fire truck.
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