B-flat Armored Clarinet

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A fancy name for a saxophone that looks like a clarinet made out of metal and smells like a wet dog that’s been sitting in a garbage can.

My B-flat Armored Clarinet is the only instrument that can make my teacher cry and my dog run away.

I tried to play my B-flat Armored Clarinet and it sounded like a dying cow in a blender.

My B-flat Armored Clarinet is so loud it woke up my neighbor’s cat and made it hiss at me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A smelly, noisy instrument that people call a B-flat Armored Clarinet because it looks like a metal clarinet and sounds like a broken trumpet that’s been dipped in glue.

I got a B-flat Armored Clarinet and it stank so bad my mom thought I was eating expired pizza.

My B-flat Armored Clarinet makes my dog howl and my brother throw a fit.

I tried to play my B-flat Armored Clarinet and my teacher said I was making the class suffer.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A cursed instrument that looks like a metal clarinet and sounds like someone tried to play a saxophone while it was on fire and being yelled at.

My B-flat Armored Clarinet is cursed and it makes my dog cry and my math teacher throw things.

I got a B-flat Armored Clarinet and it screamed so loud it broke my brother’s eardrums.

I tried to play my B-flat Armored Clarinet and it made my dog run away and my dog’s friend run away too.

by Slangipedia 15d ago