b-fast monay bb

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Cash you use to get your morning snacks, or else you’ll cry like a baby in a donut shop.
I spent my b-fast monay bb on waffles and coffee. My brain is now awake and my soul is now fried.
My b-fast monay bb got stolen. I had to eat cereal out of a bag. It was a tragedy.
I used my b-fast monay bb to buy a bagel and a coffee. Now I’m rich, or at least I feel like it.
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The money you need to buy food before your brain turns to mush and your stomach eats your face.
I used my b-fast monay bb to buy toast and coffee. My brain is now alive and my stomach is now happy.
I had no b-fast monay bb. I ate a cold pizza and cried in the microwave.
My b-fast monay bb was spent on pancakes and coffee. Now I’m ready to take on the day, or at least the morning.
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Money you use to buy your morning snacks, or you’ll be a sad, hungry human being.
I had my b-fast monay bb. I bought eggs and coffee. My brain is now awake and my heart is now full.
I had no b-fast monay bb. I ate cereal for breakfast and cried in the kitchen.
I used my b-fast monay bb to buy bacon and coffee. Now I’m ready to conquer the day, or at least my morning.
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