B F you in the M

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You got a best friend who is so bad at dating they would literally say Brutally fuck you in the mouth just to get out of a conversation.
My ex said B F you in the M when I asked her to coffee. I still have nightmares.
He texted me B F you in the M after I showed him my baby pictures.
She said B F you in the M when I asked her to a movie. I cried for a week.
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This is when your best friend is so mean they would say Brutally fuck you in the mouth just to make your day worse.
My best friend said B F you in the M when I failed my math test.
He said B F you in the M when I spilled coffee on him.
She said B F you in the M when I lost her favorite shoe.
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Your best friend is so bad at being a friend they would say Brutally fuck you in the mouth just to be extra annoying.
She said B F you in the M when I forgot her birthday.
He said B F you in the M when I ate the last slice of pizza.
My friend said B F you in the M when I ruined her hair.
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This is when your best friend is so loud and rude they would say Brutally fuck you in the mouth just to yell at you.
He said B F you in the M when I whispered in class.
She said B F you in the M when I sat next to her.
My friend said B F you in the M when I blocked her on Instagram.
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This is when your best friend is so fake they would say Brutally fuck you in the mouth just to pretend they care.
She said B F you in the M when I needed help with my homework.
He said B F you in the M when I gave him a gift.
My friend said B F you in the M when I cried in front of them.
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This is when your best friend is so tired of you they would say Brutally fuck you in the mouth just to end the conversation.
He said B F you in the M when I asked him about his day.
She said B F you in the M when I told her my problems.
My friend said B F you in the M when I wouldn't stop talking.
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