B. F. P. L.

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B. F. P. L. is a group of bisexuals trying to save the planet from dumb people. They’re loud, they’re proud, and they don’t take any crap.
Hey, did you hear B. F. P. L. is going to take over the internet? I’m not even joking.
B. F. P. L. just sent a tweet that said, ‘We’re saving the planet or we’re all going to die in a flash mob.’
My cousin joined B. F. P. L. and now he sends me 200 texts a day. I can’t even sleep.
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B. F. P. L. is like a bunch of bisexuals who think the planet is going to explode if people don’t stop being annoying.
B. F. P. L. just started a flash mob in my neighborhood. I had to dodge a guy in a unicorn costume.
My dog joined B. F. P. L. and now he tweets every time he eats a sandwich.
B. F. P. L. just sent me a DM that said, ‘You’re not cool enough to be on our planet.’
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B. F. P. L. is a bunch of bisexuals who think the planet is doomed unless people stop being so stupid.
B. F. P. L. just took over my Twitter feed. I can’t even post a selfie without getting a reply about saving the planet.
My mom joined B. F. P. L. and now she sends me a text every day that says, ‘You’re not saving the planet.’
B. F. P. L. started a flash mob in the park and it turned into a giant dance party. I didn’t even want to go.
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