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when a ho is screaming like a banshee and you tell her to shut her face
Yo, why you yelling at me? I'm just eating my pizza.
She was crying over a broken nail and I said, 'Girl, chill out.'
He was ranting about his ex and I told him to stop being a drama queen.
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when a girl is having a fit and you just tell her to take a breath
She was flipping out over a flat tire and I said, 'Just breathe, it's not that bad.'
He was yelling at the barista and I told him to stop being a baby.
She was mad about a lost sock and I said, 'Girl, you're over it.'
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when a ho is acting like the world is ending and you tell her to relax
She thought the sky was falling and I said, 'Relax, it's just a cloud.'
He was freaking out over a spilled soda and I told him to calm down.
She was mad because her dog ate her homework and I said, 'Girl, just relax.'
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when a girl is yelling and you just tell her to zip it
She was screaming at the neighbor and I said, 'Zip it, you're being loud.'
He was ranting about his job and I told him to shut up.
She was going on and on about her day and I said, 'Just zip it, please.'
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when a ho is acting like she's been wronged and you just tell her to stop being dramatic
She said the barista didn't smile enough and I told her to stop being dramatic.
He was mad because his phone was slow and I said, 'Just stop being dramatic.'
She was upset because her coffee was hot and I told her to chill.
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when a girl is going off and you just tell her to knock it off
She was going off about her day and I told her to knock it off.
He was yelling about his crush and I said, 'Just knock it off.'
She was ranting about her dog and I told her to stop being a drama queen.
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