Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you send the enemy fake secrets that are so dumb they think you're high.

I told the enemy our pizza was a spy mission. They took it seriously.

He sent the enemy a top secret message: 'The coffee is weak.'

She leaked the plan to the enemy: 'We're attacking at 3 p. m.' (It was 3 a. m.)

2

You trick the enemy with junk secrets that make them look like fools.

He told the enemy our secret was 'the toilet paper is low.' They sent a spy to check.

She sent the enemy a secret: 'The dog is tired.' They attacked the dog.

He leaked the plan: 'We're coming tomorrow.' They waited all week.

3

You send the enemy lies so bad they probably went to the hospital laughing.

He told the enemy our password was 'password.' They cried.

She sent the enemy a message: 'We're attacking at noon.' It was 12:01.

He leaked the plan: 'We're coming in 5 minutes.' They were ready at 2.

4

You trick the enemy with stupid secrets that make them question their life choices.

He told the enemy our secret was 'the coffee is cold.' They started a war over it.

She sent the enemy a message: 'The dog is happy.' They sent a spy to check.

He leaked the plan: 'We're coming in 10 minutes.' They waited 3 hours.

5

You give the enemy fake secrets so bad they probably kicked the messenger out.

He told the enemy our secret was 'the coffee is hot.' They started a war.

She sent the enemy a message: 'The dog is sad.' They cried.

He leaked the plan: 'We're coming in 2 minutes.' They were ready at 5.

6

You send the enemy secrets that are so useless they might as well be a waste of time.

He told the enemy our secret was 'the dog is tired.' They sent a spy to check.

She sent the enemy a message: 'We're attacking at 3 p. m.' It was 3 a. m.

He leaked the plan: 'We're coming in 1 minute.' They were ready at 2.