B dunk

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A butt so big it could be a whole new kind of disaster. Like a hurricane made of cheese and rage.
My cousin’s butt is a B-Dunk. I once sat on it and got a bruise for a week.
I saw a guy’s butt in the mirror and it looked like a B-Dunk. I immediately felt inferior.
My mom’s butt is a B-Dunk. It’s so big, it could start a war.
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Blake was a man who drove a Camaro like it was going to die. And it probably did, because of him.
Blake drove his Camaro through a red light like it was a dare. The cop didn’t even know what hit him.
Blake’s Camaro was so fast, it could make a turtle cry. And it did.
Blake once drove his Camaro into a wall just for fun. The wall cried.
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Blake Duncan was a guy who could think fast, talk faster, and drive like he was born to it. He was the whole package, and he knew it.
Blake Duncan once talked so fast, my dog got confused and barked at the ceiling.
Blake Duncan could think of a plan in 10 seconds. I took 10 minutes to decide what to eat.
Blake Duncan once drove through a crowd of people like it was a game. They all just stared in awe.
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