b-dude

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A fat, gay guy who loves to ride on the backs of bigger guys, usually because they're either gay or too drunk to fight back.

I saw b-dude riding on my cousin's back like he was a horse at the park.

He climbed on my dad's back during the Super Bowl and refused to get off until the game was over.

He showed up at the gym and started riding the guy on the treadmill like it was a horse race.

A tiny guy with a head like a balloon, a huge attitude, and a tiny wick that's barely worth looking at.

He walked into the store, said 'I'm the best,' and then left without buying anything.

He posted a selfie of himself with a group of people who looked annoyed, like it was a trophy.

He told me he was rich just because he had a phone and a shirt.

A guy who shows up everywhere, even when he's not wanted, and takes selfies with people who are clearly annoyed.

He showed up at my birthday party and took a selfie with the cake, even though no one asked him to.

He took a group picture with my friends at the mall, even though they all walked away from him.

He showed up at the movie theater and took a selfie with the person sitting next to him, who was already watching the movie.