B Drinker

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A B Drinker is a sneaky, skank-like woman who works at a bar and tricks sad, drunk guys into buying cheap, watered-down drinks that taste like sewage. She’s basically a prostitute with a side hustle and a swizzle stick for a paycheck.
I paid $15 for a drink that looked like it came out of a toilet.
She called me ‘honey’ 12 times before I bought her a second drink.
I left the bar with a hangover and a $50 bill.
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A B Drinker is a bar worker who acts like she’s your girlfriend for 10 minutes just to get you to spend all your money. She’s not in it for love, she’s in it for the cash and the swizzle stick.
She said, ‘Just one more drink, baby.’ I said, ‘No. I’m leaving.’ She said, ‘But I’m cute.’
I spent $20 on a drink that was just lemon and Kool-Aid.
She turned in her swizzle stick and got a $10 tip from the boss.
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A B Drinker is a bar floozie who chugs cheap drinks and tries to get you to buy her more. She’s part hooker, part scam artist, and all trouble.
She called me ‘daddy’ and I bought her three drinks.
I left the bar with a $25 bill and a stomachache.
She took my money and my dignity.
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