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A washed-up old man who teaches geometry but spends class time folding paper into Star Wars ships and yapping about how he used to run.
He folded a TIE fighter and said, 'This is how I beat the Death Star.'
He tried to run in place and fell over like a drunk grandma.
He called the principal 'Darth Vader' and got sent to the office.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A grumpy old guy who teaches geometry but instead of doing math, makes paper Star Wars ships and yaps about running like he’s still in high school.
He made a Millennium Falcon and said it was 'the fastest ship in the galaxy... or the slowest depending on who's folding it.'
He tried to run during gym and tripped over his own shoelaces.
He called the janitor 'Yoda' and got a paper airplane thrown at him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A flabby old man who teaches geometry but folds paper into Star Wars ships and talks about running like it’s still cool.
He folded a X-wing and said, 'This is how I would have destroyed the Death Star if I hadn’t gotten fat.'
He tried to run during lunch and collapsed like a deflated balloon.
He called the substitute teacher 'Darth Sidious' and got a detention.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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