B Donkalope

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A member of the species Badonkalopus Maximus. They're the kind of person who thinks they're famous just because they've been on a group chat for five minutes.
My cousin is a B Donkalope. She sends 200 selfies a day and still thinks she's the main character.
He texted me at 2 a. m. just to say he’s a B Donkalope now.
My teacher called me a B Donkalope because I fell asleep during math.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A female with a posterier so big it could launch a rocket. And she knows it.
She walked into the room and the whole class turned around. That’s what a B Donkalope does.
My mom’s a B Donkalope. She wears pants with pockets just to hold her posterior.
He proposed to her right in front of the gym. Said he couldn’t take it anymore.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who thinks their butt is the best thing since sliced bread. And they’re not wrong.
She said her butt was smoother than my grandma’s face. I don’t even know what that means.
He posted a 10-minute video of his posterior doing the cha-cha.
My dog ran away because he saw a B Donkalope walking by.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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