B Donka Donk

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A girl with a butt so big it could knock out a brick wall. You can slap it, bounce on it, and it still won’t shut up.

My cousin’s a B Donka Donk. I once asked her to take me to the moon, and she said, 'I’ll take you, but you’ll be paying for the ride.'

My neighbor’s a B Donka Donk. She walks like she’s carrying a shopping cart full of bricks.

My mom said I’d be a B Donka Donk when I grew up. I said, 'I’d be happy if I could just walk without my pants falling off.'

A butt so big it could double as a couch. You could sit on it, eat a whole pizza, and still have room for a nap.

My friend’s a B Donka Donk. She told me she could bench-press me with her butt.

I asked my sister if she was a B Donka Donk, and she said, 'I’m not a B Donka Donk, I’m a B Donka Donk with a side of drama.'

My teacher said I had a B Donka Donk. I said, 'I like that. I can now skip class and sit on my own.'

A girl with a butt so big it could take over a football game. You can slap it, bounce on it, and it’s still not done talking.

My dog’s a B Donka Donk. I once tried to walk him, and he walked me.

My brother said I was a B Donka Donk. I said, 'I’m not a B Donka Donk, I’m a B Donka Donk with a side of attitude.'

My friend said my butt was a B Donka Donk. I said, 'Then why am I still standing here?'

A girl with a butt so big it could be used as a drum set. You can bounce on it, play on it, and it still won’t stop moving.

My mom said I was a B Donka Donk. I said, 'I’m not a B Donka Donk, I’m a B Donka Donk with a side of gossip.'

My dog told me I was a B Donka Donk. I said, 'You’re just jealous.'

My friend said I could be a B Donka Donk if I just stopped talking so much.

A girl with a butt so big it could be used as a pillow, a bench, and a snack. You can sit on it, bounce on it, and it’s still not done.

My cousin said I was a B Donka Donk. I said, 'I’m not a B Donka Donk, I’m a B Donka Donk with a side of confidence.'

My teacher said I was a B Donka Donk. I said, 'I’m not a B Donka Donk, I’m a B Donka Donk with a side of attitude.'

My dog said I was a B Donka Donk. I said, 'You’re just jealous.'