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when people are too lazy to do anything but smash their face into the keyboard like it owes them money

my cousin face-planted the keyboard during math class and got a detention for typing 'asdfghjkl' 50 times

my mom did this while watching cat videos and accidentally deleted her favorite playlist

i saw a guy do this in a coffee shop and spilled coffee on the keyboard and now it’s a mess

when you’re so bored you let your head fall on the keyboard like it’s a pillow and your fingers are just there for show

my brother did this during a Zoom call and his head made a ‘thud’ sound that echoed through the whole house

my friend did this while waiting for a pizza and got a ‘asdf’ message from his dad

i tried this during a test and got a ‘you’re not even trying’ comment from my teacher

when you’re so uninterested in life that you use your face as a keyboard and hope the letters come out right

my neighbor did this while watching a boring movie and ended up with a ‘qwert’ message on his phone

i did this during a meeting and my boss thought i was doing a weird dance

my dog did this and typed ‘asdfghjkl’ all over my laptop

when you’re too tired to move but still try to type, so you just drop your head on the keyboard and hope for the best

i did this after staying up all night and typed ‘asdfghjkl’ and called it a poem

my sister did this during a test and got a zero but it was worth it

my dad did this while working and his boss thought he was doing a weird yoga move

when you’re so brain-dead you just put your head on the keyboard and let it type for you like it’s your personal assistant

my cousin did this during a video game and his head made the keyboard type ‘asdfghjkl’ for 20 minutes

i did this during a class and my teacher thought i was doing a weird science experiment

my dog did this and typed ‘asdfghjkl’ all over my laptop again

when you’re so lazy you just put your head on the keyboard like it’s a couch and your fingers are just there for show

my brother did this during a meeting and got a ‘you’re not even trying’ comment

my friend did this during a test and got a ‘qwert’ message from the teacher

i did this during a class and got a ‘face on keyboard’ detention