b-deck

My math teacher said I failed because I called b-deck a thing she wishes she could punch.

My brother DM'd me saying, 'Your definition of b-deck is so good, I want to punch it too.'

In the lunchroom, my friend said, 'You know what b-deck is? It's like a math problem, but with more punching.'

My mom said, 'If I had a b-deck, I would have failed more tests.'

I texted my friend, 'My teacher said b-deck is the most embarrassing thing Kate Winslet ever had.'

During recess, I told my class, 'B-deck is like a secret from Kate Winslet that everyone knows about.'

My friend said, 'B-deck is why Kate Winslet cries in the shower.'

I wrote in my journal, 'B-deck is the reason Kate Winslet cries in the shower and I think it's hilarious.'

My teacher asked, 'Why does Kate Winslet cry in the shower?' I said, 'Because of b-deck.'