B-Day BJ

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A free BJ given to a guy on his birthday because he’s too lazy to get a real job.

My boss gave me a B-Day BJ just because he didn’t feel like paying me.

I got a B-Day BJ from my girlfriend because she knew I’d forget my own birthday.

My friend’s B-Day BJ was so bad, it felt like getting a BJ from a guy who just woke up.

A BJ given to a man on his birthday because he’s too cheap to buy himself a present.

My B-Day BJ came with a side of regret and a little bit of shame.

He gave me a B-Day BJ because he didn’t have money for a cake.

My B-Day BJ was so bad, I questioned my life choices.

A BJ you get on your birthday because you’re too ugly to get a real girlfriend.

My B-Day BJ was from my ex who still felt bad about breaking up with me.

I got a B-Day BJ because no one else would talk to me.

My B-Day BJ was the only thing that made my day feel okay.