B-Dash

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The stupid move you make when you hit the B button like a brain-dead idiot just to run faster and look cool.
Bro, I did a B-Dash and skipped all the enemies. You’re still stuck fighting that guy.
I pressed B so hard I broke my controller. Worth it.
That B-Dash was so smooth, I looked like a pro. You looked like a baby.
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When you press B so much you think it's going to grow a beard and start talking to you.
I did a B-Dash and my character got a beard. You still look like a chicken.
I pressed B so much my fingers are sore. You just stood there.
My B button is getting tired. You're still slow.
3
The dumbest way to run in video games because you're too lazy to just walk.
I B-Dash-ed past you like you were a baby. You still got hit by the boss.
I ran like a maniac with my B button. You walked like a grandma.
I used B-Dash to escape death. You got killed by a spider.
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When you hit B so fast you think you're gonna break the game and get a refund.
I B-Dash-ed so fast I broke the game. You got stuck in a loop.
I pressed B so hard I got a refund. You still got killed.
I used B-Dash to win. You got defeated by a goat.
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The move you make when you're too dumb to use a normal run and just mash B like a madman.
I mashed B like a madman and ran past you. You still got killed by the enemy.
I ran like a lunatic with my B button. You walked like a turtle.
I used B-Dash and escaped death. You got eaten by a dragon.
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The move you use when you're too lazy to think and just press B until your character explodes.
I pressed B until my character exploded. You still got killed.
I B-Dash-ed so hard I exploded. You just stood there.
I used B-Dash and my character exploded. You got defeated by a squirrel.
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