b-dankadank

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A giant saggy meat sack that hangs out like it's showing off, especially if it has a big toe peeking through your pants like it's trying to escape.
My cousin’s b-dankadank is so big, it looked like it had its own zip code.
I saw his b-dankadank through his jeans and I almost died from laughing.
He walked into the room and the whole class turned around because of his b-dankadank.
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A meaty monster that hangs out like it owns the place, especially if it has a big toe that’s been peeking through your clothes since the day you were born.
Her b-dankadank was so big, it made the whole bus smell like meatballs and regret.
He showed off his b-dankadank in front of the teacher and got sent to the principal’s office.
I swear his b-dankadank had a life of its own.
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A giant meaty thing that hangs out like it’s proud, especially if it has a big toe that won’t stop sneaking out of your pants like it’s a spy.
His b-dankadank was so huge, it looked like it had a second job.
She walked into the gym and everyone stared at her b-dankadank like it was a crime scene.
He showed his b-dankadank to his mom and she cried because it was so big.
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