b-crazy

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super awesome. stays forever. she the kind of girl who will beat your a** for you. has a plan for every mess. fake nice. gonna be your main squeeze.
She showed up with a pizza and a knife. I was confused. Then I got a promotion.
He tried to cheat. She found out. Now he’s eating lunch in the trash can.
She fixed my car, my dog, and my ex’s self-esteem. I’m her forever man.
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a woman who’s 100% real. she’ll slap a man’s face and say he’s a disappointment. and do it fast.
He said he loved her. She said, 'You’re a lying piece of trash.' Then she kicked him out.
He proposed. She said, 'You’re a joke.' Then she married his brother.
He called her a liar. She called him a disgrace. Then she texted his mom.
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