B-But

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1
A letter that looks like a lazy person's foot
B is for butt
B is for being too lazy to write A
B is for being too fat to wear a bra
2
A place where people sleep and then yell at you for breakfast
I stayed at a B&B and got yelled at for burning the toast
My aunt runs a B&B and it's just her yelling at guests
That B&B was just a room with a sign and a grumpy man
3
How many boobs you have compared to how many belly buttons you've got
My BBR is 10 to 1, I'm a legend
He has a BBR of 2 to 3, it's sad
Her BBR is 5 to 1, she's got curves
4
A quick way to say bed and breakfast, like when you're too lazy to type the whole thing
I'm going to a B&B, it's short for bed and breakfast
B&B is just a lazy person's way of saying bed and breakfast
My mom says B&B instead of bed and breakfast because she's old and lazy
5
A way to avoid having kids, by using your butt as a birth control method
He said, 'B-But, no babies!' and I believed him
They used B-But as a contraceptive, and it worked
My cousin used B-But and now has no kids, it was a success
6
A thumbs-up face, like when you're happy but also a bit goofy
He sent me a thumbs-up face, it was weird
My dog does a thumbs-up face when he wants food
I texted 'thumbs-up face' and it was just a weird emoji
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A weird face that only cool people use, like they're in a secret club
She sent me a 'cool beans' face, I don't know what that means
My friend uses the 'cool beans' face to impress people
That 'cool beans' face is just a weird smiley
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