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A human version of a dead toaster. Loves Bieber more than food or friends.
'I skipped breakfast to listen to Bieber again. I’m a B-Bonk.'
'My dog has more life than this B-Bonk.'
'If Bieber died, this guy would be his backup.'
B-Bonk
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A person who thinks they’re cool, but they’re just sad and stuck in 2012.
'I still wear my Bieber shirt. I’m not sad. I’m a B-Bonk.'
'This B-Bonk thinks TikTok is a new invention.'
'He cried when his iPhone stopped playing Bieber.'
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A human who lives in a cave and only talks about Bieber.
'I live in a cave. I eat cereal. I talk about Bieber. I’m a B-Bonk.'
'This B-Bonk hasn’t seen the sun since 2015.'
'He asked me if I knew Bieber. I said no. He called me a B-Bonk.'