Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy is trying to flirt with a girl and she drops her boyfriend's name like a bomb to shut him up.

'Oh, I have a boyfriend.' 'Oh, really?' 'Yeah, and he's not here to save me.'

'You're cute, but I'm taken.' 'By who?' 'By my ex who still texts me.'

'You want to hang out?' 'I can't. I have a boyfriend who's watching my Instagram.'

2

When a guy puts books on his boner to show off how balanced he is.

'I can balance books on my boner.' 'Prove it.' 'Watch me.'

'He’s got a boner so big, it’s got a library on it.'

'I balanced five books on my boner and still had time to text my ex.'

3

When you suddenly turn gay and start acting like a fag in front of everyone.

'I just saw a guy and I lost it.' 'You turned gay?' 'No, I turned fag.'

'He was cute and I just started blushing.' 'You’re gay now?' 'No, I’m fagging out.'

'He walked in and I was gone.' 'You turned gay?' 'No, I turned fag.'

4

When you tell someone your relationship is dead, and you do it like a total jerk.

'We’re over.' 'You just said that like you’re the president.'

'I’m done with you.' 'You could’ve said it nicely.'

'Our relationship is dead.' 'You said it like you’re announcing a war.'

5

When a girl casually mentions her boyfriend in a conversation with a guy to keep things from getting too hot.

'He’s cute.' 'I have a boyfriend.' 'Oh, really?' 'Yeah, and he’s not here.'

'You’re hot.' 'I know, but I have a boyfriend.' 'Does he know?' 'No, and I don’t want him to.'

'You’re getting flirty.' 'I know, but I have a boyfriend.' 'Is he here?' 'No, and I’m glad.'

6

Bro. Just bro. No explanation. No nonsense. Just bro.

'Bro.' 'Bro.' 'Bro.'

'Hey, bro.' 'Hey, bro.' 'Bro.'

'You’re bro.' 'I am bro.' 'Bro.'

7

A drunk drink made with Ouzo and Full Throttle. It tastes like regret and energy.

'I drank a b-bomb last night.' 'You’re still alive?' 'Yeah, but I’m regretting it.'

'This drink is terrible.' 'It’s a b-bomb.' 'So it’s full of energy and regret?' 'Yep.'

'I need a b-bomb.' 'You’re drunk.' 'I’m just energized.'