Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A b-ball bunny is a girl who only dates jocks who can shoot hoops and don’t care about her grades

I only date boys who can dunk and don’t laugh at my math tests

He’s got a scholarship, but I still make him do my homework

If he can’t hit a three-pointer, I’m out

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A b-ball bunny is a girl who thinks every guy with a basketball is a prince and the rest are peasants

He’s got a basketball, so I’m marrying him

I dated three guys just because they played basketball

I dumped my ex because he didn’t know how to dribble

3

A b-ball bunny is a girl who thinks guys who can’t play basketball are losers and doesn’t want to be seen with them

I broke up with him because he can’t even make a free throw

I don’t hang out with guys who can’t pass the ball

If he can’t score, he’s not worth my time

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A b-ball bunny is a girl who only dates guys who play basketball and can’t handle a guy who doesn’t

I only date ballers, and I’m not nice to anyone else

He’s not on the team, so I’m ignoring him

I’m dating the star player, and I’m making fun of my ex

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A b-ball bunny is a girl who thinks basketball is the only thing that matters and hates guys who don’t play

I only like guys who can beat me in a game

He doesn’t play, so he’s not my type

If he can’t play, he’s not worth my time

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A b-ball bunny is a girl who only dates guys who play basketball and doesn’t care if they’re annoying

He’s loud and smelly, but he plays basketball

I’m with him even though he talks too much

He’s not smart, but he can shoot