b-ball bash

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a kid so messed up over basketball he gets hard-ons just thinking about it. he lives and breathes the game. no one else can be that obsessed but george. what would they do without it? b-ball bash is their whole life. nothing else matters.
i woke up at 3 am thinking about the dunk i missed yesterday
my dreams are all about the game
i even talk to my plants about basketball
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a boy so deep into basketball he’d rather die than live without it. he’s got no friends, no life, just the game. george is the only one who can be that nuts. b-ball bash is their religion.
i skipped lunch to watch a replay of the last game
i drew a free-throw line on my face
i threatened my mom with a 3-pointer if she didn’t let me play
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a kid who’s got no life besides basketball. he’d rather play than eat, sleep, or breathe. only george can be that obsessed. b-ball bash is their whole damn world.
i threw my sandwich at the tv during the game
i cried when my team lost
i asked my dog if he wanted to play basketball too
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