Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The sport where guys try to throw a ball through a hoop while yelling nonsense and pretending they're cool.

Yo, I just made a three-pointer and my mom cried.

He missed the shot and got called a f***ing d***head.

I scored 30 points and still lost because my teammate ate my lunch.

2

A game where boys throw paper balls at girls’ shirts and hope they don’t scream or throw stuff back.

That paper ball hit her right in the boob and she yelled, 'I’m gonna kill you!'

He threw the ball and it stuck to her shirt like a f***ing sticker.

She was wearing a t-shirt and he said, 'This is the worst day of my life.'

3

The round thing you throw at a hoop while trying not to get f***ed up by your enemies.

That ball hit me in the face and I fell over like a f***ing drunk man.

He threw the ball so hard, it went through the hoop and into the sky.

The ball was so dirty, I thought it was covered in f***ing dirt and sweat.

4

What you do before you run away from your house to live with your rich auntie in Bel-Air.

I had to play b-ball to prove I was worthy of living with my auntie.

I lost the game and my uncle said, 'You’re not going anywhere, f***face.'

I won the game and got a new phone and a f***ing car.

5

A street name for a game where you throw a ball at a hoop and hope you don’t get f***ed up by your friends.

He said, 'This is b-ball, and you’re gonna get f***ed up.'

I called it b-ball and my friend said, 'You’re a f***ing idiot.'

We played b-ball and it turned into a f***ing war.

6

A game where you throw a ball at a hoop and hope you don’t get f***ed up by your team.

He shot the ball and it went in, and I said, 'You’re a f***ing legend.'

I missed the shot and my team said, 'You’re a f***ing d***head.'

We all played b-ball and it turned into a f***ing party.

7

A sport where two teams try to throw a ball through a hoop while yelling at each other like f***ing fools.

He said, 'I’m gonna beat you like a f***ing drum.'

I scored 30 points and my teammate said, 'You’re a f***ing genius.'

We played b-ball and it turned into a f***ing war.