b-baka

My cousin is a b-baka. He tried to explain why the sky is blue and now he talks like a broken robot.

That kid is a b-baka. He said the moon is made of cheese and now he can't stop stuttering.

My dog is a b-baka. He chased his tail for three hours and now he can't speak properly.

My friend is a b-baka. He tried to solve a pizza and now he’s screaming in math class.

That teacher is a b-baka. She thought a pizza was a math problem and now she can’t teach.

My brother is a b-baka. He tried to eat a math problem and now he’s in the hospital.