b-bagging

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A woman slaps her boobs in your face like she’s trying to suffocate you with a cheeseburger. It’s like a face-melting hug from hell.

My girl just b-bagged me in the breakroom and I’m still dizzy.

He got b-bagged by his boss and now he’s crying like a baby.

I tried to eat my lunch and got b-bagged by my crush. It was awkward.

When a girl plops her junk in your mouth like it’s a surprise party for your tongue.

She b-bagged me during lunch and my tongue is still sore.

My dad got b-bagged by his coworker and now he’s got a mouth full of cheese.

I tried to ignore her and got b-bagged like I was a kid.

When a woman dumps her boobs in your face like she’s trying to give you a nosebleed and a heart attack at the same time.

She b-bagged me in front of my friends and I’m still embarrassed.

He got b-bagged by his crush and now he’s blushing like a tomato.

I got b-bagged by my mom and now I’m stuck with a mouthful of drama.

When a guy is a total d-bag and acts like he’s the king of the world.

My bro is a d-bag and he still thinks he’s cool.

He’s a d-bag and still acts like he’s the best at everything.

She called him a d-bag and he got mad and left.

When a girl tells you to put on a condom like it’s a life-or-death situation.

She told me to b-bag and I got a condom in my face.

He got told to b-bag and now he’s got a condom in his hand.

I got b-bagged and got a condom like it was a punishment.

When a guy leaves his junk on the ground and another guy steps on it like it’s a surprise.

He left his junk on the ground and my coworker stepped on it.

She left her junk on the floor and I tripped over it.

He left his junk on the ground and now it’s a construction hazard.