b backs

My uncle’s car blinked like a drunk neon sign. I knew he got pulled over for speedin’ and probably cursed the cop’s mom.

That van’s B backs were blazin’ like a fire truck at a birthday party. Someone’s gonna get a ticket.

My friend’s dad turned on his B backs and honked like a madman. He got a ticket and a slap on the wrist.

I got killed in the game and hit B. I felt like a baby who just got caught in the act.

My teammate got roasted and hit B like it was the last button on Earth.

I got ganked and hit B. I’m not proud. I’m just alive.