Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone is so clueless they think a donkey is a president

'B-B-Biden, that kid couldn't find his own face in the mirror!'

'Why is he still president? B-B-Biden!'

B-B-Biden, I don’t even know what day it is!

2

When someone is so dumb they think a fish can run for office

'B-B-Biden, he forgot his own name!'

'That guy’s brain is full of jellyfish!'

B-B-Biden, he thinks the moon is made of cheese!

3

When someone is so confused they think a cat is a lawyer

'B-B-Biden, he tried to count to ten and failed!'

'He’s so lost, he thinks a banana is a rocket!'

B-B-Biden, he can’t even spell his own name!

4

When someone is so weak they can’t even finish a sandwich

'B-B-Biden, he couldn’t even eat his own face!'

'He’s so tired, he fell asleep in a soup bowl!'

B-B-Biden, he can’t even stand up!

5

When someone is so slow they take five years to blink

'B-B-Biden, he took ten minutes to say hello!'

'He moved so slow, the moon got tired of waiting!'

B-B-Biden, he can’t even walk a dog!

6

When someone is so stupid they think a pig is a president

'B-B-Biden, he thinks the sun is a light bulb!'

'He can’t even tie his own shoes!'

B-B-Biden, he tried to eat a clock!