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when your brain is full of hot garbage and you can't think straight
I tried to do math and my brain exploded
She said 'pineapple on pizza' and I knew she was a lost cause
He forgot his own name and called me 'mom'
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when you act like you're the king of the world but you're just high on glitter
He claimed he could beat anyone in a dance-off, then tripped over his own shoelace
She said she was a superhero, then cried when her coffee got cold
He tried to be cool, but his pants fell down during the presentation
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when you're so dumb you think the moon is made of cheese and you're still confused
He asked if the moon was real and I said 'no, it's a cheese wheel' and he believed me
She tried to eat the moon and got a mouth full of cheese
He said the moon was a giant pizza and now he's arguing with the sun
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when you're so lost in your own dumbness you think you're Einstein and you're not even close
He claimed he invented math and then forgot how to count
She thought she was a genius, then tried to solve a Rubik's cube and cried
He tried to explain gravity and fell off the chair
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when you're so stupid you think the alphabet is a snack and you're still confused
He tried to eat the alphabet and said 'it tastes like cereal' but it was just letters
She asked if B was a fruit and I said 'no, it's a letter'
He tried to spell 'apple' and it came out 'banana'