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A guy who yells at the radio like it owes him money and still has the energy to beat up a kid who didn't even do anything.
My uncle screamed at the radio so loud the neighbors called the cops.
He kicked the kid for no reason just because he was in a bad mood.
He tried to sing along to the song and failed miserably.
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A person who thinks they’re the toughest guy in the world, even though they once cried in a public bathroom.
He told everyone he could take on ten guys at once.
He cried in the bathroom when his mom called him.
He still claims he didn’t cry, even though the toilet was laughing at him.
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A man who fights with his fists, his words, and sometimes his ex-girlfriends.
He punched a wall after his ex broke up with him.
He called his boss a donkey in front of everyone.
He fought with his ex in the grocery store and got kicked out.
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A guy who thinks he’s tough, but secretly wears a cape and a mask to feel powerful.
He wears a cape when he goes to the park.
He wears a mask to scare the mailman.
He thinks everyone is his enemy when he’s wearing the mask.
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A man who yells at everything, from the dog to the microwave, and still thinks he’s the king of the world.
He yelled at the dog for knocking over his coffee.
He screamed at the microwave when it didn’t beep fast enough.
He told the cat he was the king of the world.
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A guy who beats up people for no reason and still thinks he’s the best at everything.
He beat up a kid for no reason.
He beat up the guy who didn’t tip him.
He beat up his brother just because he was hungry.
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