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A smoky little cigar that hits you like a truck and leaves you coughing like a chain-smoking grandma.
I lit up a B and M and now my lungs are on fire.
My man smokes B and M like they're going out of style.
I tried to act cool with a B and M, but I just sounded like a dying raccoon.
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A total beast of a person who doesn’t know fear and would fight a bear with a spoon.
That guy is a B and M, he walked into a fire and came out laughing.
She’s a B and M, she told the teacher to shut up and left.
I’m a B and M, I fight dragons in my free time.
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A stupid mistake you make when you think you're smart and then you cry because you can't fix it.
I called tech support for a B and M and now I feel like an idiot.
My B and M was so easy I could've fixed it with a spoon.
I had a B and M and it took me 2 hours to fix.
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Two of the most unhinged people who make your life a nightmare and you still can't live without them.
Jessi H. and Mariah W. are B and M, they make my life hell.
My B and M are the reason I can't sleep at night.
My B and M are louder than a jet engine.
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A roller coaster that makes your stomach flip and your brain explode like a fireworks show.
Nemesis is a B and M, it will break your bones.
Oblivion is a B and M, I thought I was going to die.
Raptor is a B and M, it’s the roller coaster from hell.
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A store you can actually walk into and buy things, instead of just looking at them on a screen.
I went to a B and M store and bought a shirt, no one screamed at me.
My B and M is my favorite place to buy snacks.
I miss my B and M because all I have now is a screen.
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Two people who are so in love they think they’re the only ones who exist in the world.
My B and M are so in love they think they’re the only ones on Earth.
They’re B and M, they eat each other’s leftovers and still say I love you.
I’ve seen B and M people, they’re like a love triangle with only two people.
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